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Author Topic: Are there any cricket jokes?  (Read 466 times)

Offline P-Kasso2

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Are there any cricket jokes?
« on: 23 January, 2018, 04:14:04 PM »
Please write your cricket joke here.........................................................................................
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Re: Are there any cricket jokes?
« Reply #1 on: 23 January, 2018, 10:13:53 PM »
There's a whole raft of commentary gaffes here:
http://www.johnners.com/audio-clips/
The most famous of them is the delightful quote (not sure if it's legit):
"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey"

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Re: Are there any cricket jokes?
« Reply #2 on: 24 January, 2018, 07:46:04 PM »
There's a whole raft of commentary gaffes here:
http://www.johnners.com/audio-clips/
The most famous of them is the delightful quote (not sure if it's legit):
"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey"

Classics all of them! Nobody tells 'em like Brian Johnston but...  I was more hoping for jokes though. Proper real jokes.

I am firmly of the opinion that there is nothing funny about the England team's results - hence no jokes.

Someone prove me wrong - please!
« Last Edit: 24 January, 2018, 08:10:03 PM by P-Kasso2 »
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