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Author Topic: Phew! I am relieved and will be able....  (Read 4400 times)

Offline KentPDG

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Re: Phew! I am relieved and will be able....
« Reply #15 on: 08 January, 2011, 12:06:36 AM »
Sorry -- I meant a collective You, i.e., all humans.

Army ants are not selective.  Whatever is in their path gets eaten.  If you, individually, happen to be in their path or if you are identified as "nearby food" by their scouts, you personally will become ant food before the sun sets that day.  If the colony heads along a path that does not intersect with you individually, you will live until another day -- either to be vaporized by a terrorist who has obtained some illicit plutonium-239, or to be consumed by a cadre of marching army ants.  
« Last Edit: 10 January, 2011, 05:26:26 PM by KentPDG »

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Re: Phew! I am relieved and will be able....
« Reply #16 on: 08 January, 2011, 07:15:25 PM »
Too late, P-Kasso......Perhaps it is not quite accurate to call army ants Weapons of Mass Destruction.  Possibly they should be referred to as Massed Weapons of Destruction.  But the difference is merely pedantic. The important thing is....they are on the march, and they are coming to get you!

QED Kent but..Whaddaya mean they are coming to get me?

What did I say to upset them?

Sorry P-K I gave them your address! :-[
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Re: Phew! I am relieved and will be able....
« Reply #17 on: 08 January, 2011, 07:20:50 PM »
Made I chuckle!  lmao